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Things you should know about sex

politicaleeincorrect:

alpacayothings:

socratesale:

llorrny:

sleeping:

prayerss:

You’d be surprised ho w much you dont know about

WhAT

These are some awesome shit

I’m surprised people don’t know any of these. Sex-ed should be sufficient in this country. smh.

Well excuse us for not knowing about these. The only time we go to our beds is when we sleep

Just pointing out that for the premature ejaculation fact they used a picture of Jensen.

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coolpicturedaily:

Hungry me http://bit.ly/14qGnoV
This is definitely me…..unfortunately :/


Me. To a T

coolpicturedaily:

Hungry me http://bit.ly/14qGnoV

This is definitely me…..unfortunately :/

Me. To a T

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How I Watch Game of Thrones

How i felt watching GoT for the first time…..

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Everything is perfectly accurate in this

Everything is perfectly accurate in this

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I particularly like “Kid get off my lawn”

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faberryluving:

I have 11 unused booster pack codes. If you want one, reblog this post. Or am i the only one who plays Pokemon TCG that’s on tumblr. :|

omg, i love the TCG. :)

faberryluving:

I have 11 unused booster pack codes. If you want one, reblog this post. Or am i the only one who plays Pokemon TCG that’s on tumblr. :|

omg, i love the TCG. :)

“whoop there it is” makes me laugh forever

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This is probably the most scandalous trailer I've ever seen

NSFW Warning

Link

is this going to even make it to premiere? omg

i.. what

so when can i get my ticket?

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1 month ago - 76948

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ealperin:

^This Has Been An Ellen DeGeneres Appreciation Post.^

Ellen Degeneres is one of those people who restores my faith in humanity as a species

She’s the best <3 

Ellen is my hero

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android18:

HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDETRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

I dont want no Po. Po is the guy that cant get no love from me.

android18:

HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE
TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

I dont want no Po. Po is the guy that cant get no love from me.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Episode 59/60 vs. Episode 97/98

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

ahhhhh the parallels!

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jasmine-blu:

This is Peanut the turtle, shortly after being found in Missouri in 1993. She was taken to to a zoo in St. Louis where the six-pack ring was removed.It seems that she was trapped in the plastic ring as a young turtle and was unable to free herself. Subsequently her shell moulded itself to the plastic ring and she grew in the strange shape you see here.Unfortunately the damage is permanent, but peanut is expected to live a long life and today she serves as a mascot for the fight against beach littering.Please, always remember to clean up after yourself at the beach.

whenever a six-pack ring comes into my presence even if its at my house and i intend to recycle it, i cut every ring and hole so that theres no possible way should it end up in a body of water anything can get caught in it.

jasmine-blu:

This is Peanut the turtle, shortly after being found in Missouri in 1993. She was taken to to a zoo in St. Louis where the six-pack ring was removed.
It seems that she was trapped in the plastic ring as a young turtle and was unable to free herself. Subsequently her shell moulded itself to the plastic ring and she grew in the strange shape you see here.
Unfortunately the damage is permanent, but peanut is expected to live a long life and today she serves as a mascot for the fight against beach littering.

Please, always remember to clean up after yourself at the beach.

whenever a six-pack ring comes into my presence even if its at my house and i intend to recycle it, i cut every ring and hole so that theres no possible way should it end up in a body of water anything can get caught in it.

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smartaleckette:

February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)

CANADA!

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Anonymous asked: my god some of you are truly cracked. really? now i understand why there are fans who send embarrassing stuff like that one did when people like you are so pathetic and delusional that you would come up with the stupidest theory i've ever heard to justify it. that gleekloverklaine is a regular old klaine shipper not Darren. which you could figure out if you went to the page. you people, so determined to cling to crisscolfer no matter how uncomfortable you make the poor boys. shame on you.

LMFAOOOOOOO! Oh anon, you crazy person, you.
My comment on that post was a joke. I know there are crazy shippers.
I’m not one of them. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some klaine, and a cute crisscolfer photoshop now and than, but I dont go around messaging them stuff like that or anything.
I was being cheeky, funny, having a little fun with the post. Why? Because laughing is fun. Humor is funny.
So, breath my little anon. I’m not a psycho shipper, just a fan who knows the difference between ships and real life, and was having a little fun.

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blaineitondarren:

wordplaying:

blurintofocus:

Hey internet, this is just dumb. This should be your reminder that when you tweet at someone, or sometimes even about them without using their handle, remember they can see it.  Your joke can be super super annoying and rude to them, their life, their friends, their families.
Think before you tweet!  This is just gross.

At this point I just feel really bad for people who simply want to read fic and have pretty pictures in their head, because oh my god the range of truly unfortunate behavior around this pairing has reached some sort of new wackadoo.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS THOUGH FANDOM. DO YOU WANT THEM TO HATE US?  

What if it really is Darren and this is his April fools prank to Chris.And Chris knows which is why hes saying this is ridiculous because he knows Darren&#8217;s behind it.

blaineitondarren:

wordplaying:

blurintofocus:

Hey internet, this is just dumb. This should be your reminder that when you tweet at someone, or sometimes even about them without using their handle, remember they can see it.  Your joke can be super super annoying and rude to them, their life, their friends, their families.

Think before you tweet!  This is just gross.

At this point I just feel really bad for people who simply want to read fic and have pretty pictures in their head, because oh my god the range of truly unfortunate behavior around this pairing has reached some sort of new wackadoo.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS THOUGH FANDOM. DO YOU WANT THEM TO HATE US?  

What if it really is Darren and this is his April fools prank to Chris.
And Chris knows which is why hes saying this is ridiculous because he knows Darren’s behind it.

(Source: chriscolfernews, via gloomyresident)