I'll Eat Myself If You Can Find A Smarter Hat Then Me :)
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Information

Name:
Shannon CR
Relationship Status:
Forever Alone
Birthday:
Nov. 12. 1993
Hometown:
Canadia-Land
Pottermore:
PotionCat139
Fanfiction.Net
TheHatDoesNothing
Twitter:
@HatDoesNothing
Youtube:
19nonnahs93
Spirit-Animal:
Wyatt

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The Hat Does Nothing

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] 52,046 plays

I logged in just to repost this.
A Break down of my reaction:
“DAH FUQ am I looking at?”
“Oh. It’s an audio post”
*presses play*
*hears opening notes*
*recognizes song*
*unintentionally cartoonishly loud snort*

In other words, I lost my shit when I realized what song was playing along with the gifs.

(Source: tomhiddleing)

May 20 at 11:28pm via consulting-detective-colleen · Like · View Post

h0ldencaulf1eld:

Bold what you have done/what is true.

songabouttheweekend:


Appearance

  • I have/had piercings besides the ears.
  • I want piercings besides the ears.
  • I tan easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • I have/want a tattoo.
  • I can be self-conscious about my appearance.
  • I have/had braces *I will have so not yet bold but in process*
  • I have more than two piercings. 

Embarrassment

  • Disney movies still make me cry sometimes.
  • I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
  • I’ve glued my hand to something.
  • I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public.
  • I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt.

Health

  • I’ve gotten stitches.
  • I’ve broken or dislocated a bone.
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
  • I’ve had chickenpox

Travel

  • I’ve been to Florida.
  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been to California.
  • I’ve been to Asia.
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands.
  • I’ve been to the Caribbean.
  • I’ve been to Europe. 

Experiences

  • I’ve gotten lost in a city.
  • I’ve seen a shooting star.
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
  • I’ve slapped someone.
  • I’ve kissed someone underwater.
  • I’ve crashed a car . 
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a musical.
  • I’ve auditioned for something.
  • I’ve been on stage.
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
  • I’ve pranked someone.
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.

Honesty / Crime

  • I’ve been threatened to be arrested
  • I’ve broken a law
  • I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve snuck out.
  • I’ve lied about my whereabouts.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game.
  • I’ve been in a fist fight.

Death

  • I’m afraid of dying.
  • I hate funerals.
  • I’ve seen someone/something die.
  • Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.

Materialism

  • I own over 5 rap CD’s.
  • I’m obsessed with anime/manga.
  • I collected comic books.
  • I own a lot of makeup.
  • I own something from Pac Sun.
  • I own something from The Gap.
  • I own something I got on E-Bay.
  • I own something from Abercrombie.

Random

  • I can sing low key
  • I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
  • I open up to others easily.
  • I watch the news occasionally or always.
  • I don’t like to kill bugs. 
  • I sing in the shower.
  • I’m a morning person.
  • I twirl my hair.
  • I’m a sports fan
  • I care about grammar.
  • I love to spam friends.
  • I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
  • I can bake
  • My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, blue, red, black, purple, or orange.
  • I would wear pajamas to school.
  • I like Martha Stewart.
  • I laugh at my own jokes.
  • I eat fast food weekly.
  • I’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class.
  • I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room.
  • I’m really ticklish
  • I like white chocolate.
  • I bite/used to bite my nails.
  • I’m good at remembering names.
  • I’m good at remembering dates.
  • I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

People

  • ..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic.
  • ..called me fat.
  • ..have said I’m skinny.
  • ..have said I’m pretty.
  • ..have spread rumors about me.
  • ..have said I’m ugly.
  • ..force me to eat.
  • ..say I eat too much.
  • ..say I eat too little. 

Eating

  • I’ve lost weight.
  • I’ve gained weight.
  • I’m at my thinnest.
  • I’m at my biggest.
  • I’ve lost weight and kept it off.
  • I’ve lost weight, but gained it back.
  • My weight affects my mood.
  • I’m vegan/vegetarian/pescetarian.
  • I exercise. *sometimes. im working on it*

Family

  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve run away from home.
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want kids in the future. 
  • I’ve had kids.
  • I’ve lost a child.

Relationships

  • I’m engaged.
  • I’m married.
  • I’m single.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date.
  • I miss someone right now.
  • I have a fear of abandonment
  • I’ve gotten divorced.
  • Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back.
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone/myself I didn’t love someone when I did.
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain.
  • I’ve hugged a stranger.
  • I’ve kissed a stranger.

Bad times

  • I regularly drink *If i could I would*
  • I shut others out when I’m upset.
  • I don’t talk to anyone when I’m upset about something personal.
  • I’ve slept an entire day before.

(Source: fallamyfly)

April 29 at 2:59pm via giantsquidofawesome · Like · View Post
Partying in my living room with my mom

Partying in my living room with my mom

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glassass:

pyrrhiccomedy:

lintufriikki:

haxie:

Budgie Balancing on a Ball

swag

oh my God

oh my fucking God

no everybody shut up shut up shut up

look at this budgie.

Q>Q Q<Q Q>Q<3

why isnt my budgie this cool? :(

In this photo: demon bird  kgrose102  
April 21 at 12:35am via cantseewhatyoucantfind · Like · View Photo

soundslikeimon:

Asked my friend Francesca to prom today, (500) Days of Summer style! ;) I had so much fun with this. Special thanks to everyone who helped out! <3


You make my dreams come true!


had she said no, i would have gladdly taken you to prom.
That was beyond adorable! 

April 21 at 12:33am via soundslikeimon · Like · View Video

Gif Sound - I REGRET NOTHING →

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Robin is Stayin Alive???

 

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Doctor Who; making people everywhere feel important since forever!

April 19 at 12:21am via dapperblaine · Like · View Photo

I’m 47% virgin.

skarosoul:

I’m 51% virgin.

Ok, Here’s the deal… Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you’ve done. Then repost as you’re __% Virgin.

01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died
04. Been drunk
05. Had sex
06. Been to a concert
07. Gotten/given a hand job
08. Gotten/given a blowjob
09. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: ??

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: ??

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex’s house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: ??


31. Played strip poker/darts (Any game)
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: ??

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: ??


51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone’s room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: ??

61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: ??

71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend’s crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: ??

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you’d be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: ??

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped

OVERALL PERCENTAGE: 47%

um………

In this post: hmmmm  interesting  
April 12 at 7:41pm via kgrose102 · Like · View Post
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